NW3

Let's go home my sweetheart.

East Village Pizza

Love those Jamaican Patties!

Yes, there's a bat in my cave.

Thanks Alan.

Hand Model

So, you do hand jobs? Nice gloves baby. By the way, did I tell you, I'm a business owner, don't you know.

Fu Man Chu

Dow lai, Dow lai, tu boh cue.

A Moustache Sandwich

Who's the wiener in the middle?

Nice Moustache

Zee Master Race

Blonde hair and blue eyes.

Dirty Sanchez

Hola Amigos.

Pai Mei

Enter the 36th Chamber of Shaolin.

Hitler versus Wing Commander Alan Alan

Now listen here crout eating bosh. Relax and have a martini, shaken not stirred.

Maybe a haircut my sugar plum

Yes tickle me Alan, I will be in your bed tonight.

Rembrandt - back again

The world is my canvas...now take off your clothes my sweet.

A cunning disguise

I want to paint.

Zeich Heil

Spring Time For Hitler And Germany

Wing Commander Alan Beer 633 Squadron

How many hours in Spits?

Going to Kings Head

Eatin is cheatin...more beers.

The fabulous beer boy

I own a business don't you know!

What I Do Best

Drink eat beer.

Hubble Bubble Toil and Trouble

Hail Thane of Cordor...

Alan Alan Keeper of Encarter

Just flown in from Boston.

Talk the Talk

Walk the walk.

Truly beaten

I was so close Jim, you are the best!

2nd Best Shot

I always shoot from the hip.

The Real IRA

I know your name...

Loud n Proud

I'm an ok shot, but Jim's better.

Off to West Side Rifle and Shooting Range

Should we be using guns after 5 pints of guiness?