Just a little mouse with clogs on

You seem to only have a small one.

I'm in the Dutch Special Forces, Spaknik.

Get lost you creep!

I'm not gay - I just have a limp wrist.

Yes I own a diamond mine in Karzakstan.

The toilets are out back aren't they?

Bump and Grind Iek.

If you wear cloggs - does that make you a better dancer?

Nice moves

Come here gorgeous, you look lovely in that scarf. Suck on this.

Aye, Scarf looks good Iek.

Err, I think she has a boyfriend Ieksta.

Dance scarf boy.

Do you know the funky chicken? Lucy, what are you doing

with this bald twat.

Swing that phone around Scarf boy.

Peace out!

Yes, I ride bulls. I'm a Dutch Cowboy.

I love PBR.

Yes, something is rattling around inside there.